https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com We have a glorious selection of low-fat yogurt. Thu, 23 Feb 2012 08:15:32 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ https://secure.gravatar.com/blavatar/ecd41ef4490a15577ce60db2a6c20ee4?s=96&d=https%3A%2F%2Fs-ssl.wordpress.com%2Fi%2Fbuttonw-com.png https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/oh-ha-i-see-its-funny-because-i/ https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/oh-ha-i-see-its-funny-because-i/#comments Thu, 23 Feb 2012 06:50:40 +0000 The Doctor http://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/oh-ha-i-see-its-funny-because-i/ ]]> Oh, ha, I see. It’s funny because I didn’t actually do anything to you in the first place.
Actually, no.
What the fack?

]]> https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/oh-ha-i-see-its-funny-because-i/feed/ 0 ilikeyourbowtie https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/something-about-me-i-will-hate-a-particular/ https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/something-about-me-i-will-hate-a-particular/#comments Thu, 23 Feb 2012 06:38:41 +0000 The Doctor http://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/something-about-me-i-will-hate-a-particular/ ]]> Something about me: I will hate a particular species of animal for absolutely no reason but as soon as I actually see one I fall in love with it.
So, please. If you find yourself the custodian of an alpaca, BRING IT TO ME.

]]> https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/something-about-me-i-will-hate-a-particular/feed/ 0 31.953785 -110.776668 31.953785 -110.776668 ilikeyourbowtie https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/i-have-had-enough-of-these-stupid-fucking/ https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/i-have-had-enough-of-these-stupid-fucking/#comments Thu, 23 Feb 2012 04:17:32 +0000 The Doctor http://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/i-have-had-enough-of-these-stupid-fucking/ ]]>
I have had enough of these stupid fucking spiders in my half-finished home.
I will fucking kill you.

]]> https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/i-have-had-enough-of-these-stupid-fucking/feed/ 1 ilikeyourbowtie Screen shot 2012-02-22 at 9.13.45 PM https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/so-im-sitting-in-my-living-room-and/ https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/so-im-sitting-in-my-living-room-and/#comments Thu, 23 Feb 2012 02:37:02 +0000 The Doctor http://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/so-im-sitting-in-my-living-room-and/ ]]> So I’m sitting in my living room and there’s a knock on the window behind me.
Turns out Blazius *mysteriously* had my phone.
What in the world?

]]> https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/so-im-sitting-in-my-living-room-and/feed/ 0 ilikeyourbowtie https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/image-post-102/ https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/image-post-102/#comments Thu, 23 Feb 2012 02:25:46 +0000 The Doctor http://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/image-post-102/ ]]>

]]> https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/image-post-102/feed/ 0 ilikeyourbowtie 2310913_700b https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/i-am-miserable/ https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/i-am-miserable/#comments Thu, 23 Feb 2012 02:24:07 +0000 (: http://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/i-am-miserable/ ]]> i AM miserable.

]]> https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/i-am-miserable/feed/ 4 softball7chick https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/phone-gone-texts-will-not-be-returned/ https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/phone-gone-texts-will-not-be-returned/#comments Thu, 23 Feb 2012 02:16:41 +0000 The Doctor http://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/phone-gone-texts-will-not-be-returned/ ]]> Phone: gone.
Texts: will not be returned.

]]> https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/phone-gone-texts-will-not-be-returned/feed/ 1 ilikeyourbowtie https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/did-i-seriously-just/ https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/did-i-seriously-just/#comments Thu, 23 Feb 2012 01:53:00 +0000 The Doctor http://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/did-i-seriously-just/ ]]> Did I seriously just..?

]]> https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/did-i-seriously-just/feed/ 0 ilikeyourbowtie https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/today-is-george-washingtons-birthday-happy-birthday-georgy/ https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/today-is-george-washingtons-birthday-happy-birthday-georgy/#comments Wed, 22 Feb 2012 23:53:59 +0000 The Doctor http://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/today-is-george-washingtons-birthday-happy-birthday-georgy/ ]]> TODAY IS GEORGE WASHINGTON’S BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEORGY BOY

]]> https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/today-is-george-washingtons-birthday-happy-birthday-georgy/feed/ 1 ilikeyourbowtie https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/fucking-popular-articles-im-trying-to-learn-about/ https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/fucking-popular-articles-im-trying-to-learn-about/#comments Wed, 22 Feb 2012 22:59:48 +0000 The Doctor http://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/fucking-popular-articles-im-trying-to-learn-about/ ]]>
FUCKING POPULAR ARTICLES
I’M TRYING TO LEARN ABOUT THE HUMAN EXCRETORY SYSTEM
Stop being so interesting.

]]> https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/fucking-popular-articles-im-trying-to-learn-about/feed/ 0 ilikeyourbowtie Screen shot 2012-02-22 at 3.56.14 PM https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/so-what-are-you-giving-up-for/ https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/so-what-are-you-giving-up-for/#comments Wed, 22 Feb 2012 22:13:48 +0000 The Doctor http://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/so-what-are-you-giving-up-for/ ]]> “So what are you giving up for Lent?”
“um… religion?”

]]> https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/so-what-are-you-giving-up-for/feed/ 2 ilikeyourbowtie https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/actually-i-think-youre-the-only-one-who/ https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/actually-i-think-youre-the-only-one-who/#comments Wed, 22 Feb 2012 21:49:04 +0000 The Doctor http://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/actually-i-think-youre-the-only-one-who/ ]]>
Actually, I think you’re the only one who understands how fucking pathetic I’m being.

]]> https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/actually-i-think-youre-the-only-one-who/feed/ 1 ilikeyourbowtie https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/that-question-i-hate-that-question-excuse-me/ https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/that-question-i-hate-that-question-excuse-me/#comments Wed, 22 Feb 2012 21:42:34 +0000 The Doctor http://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/that-question-i-hate-that-question-excuse-me/ ]]> That question. I hate that question.
Excuse me while I crawl into a hole and die.

]]> https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/that-question-i-hate-that-question-excuse-me/feed/ 0 ilikeyourbowtie https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/aidan-is-a-turd/ https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/aidan-is-a-turd/#comments Wed, 22 Feb 2012 21:28:15 +0000 The Doctor http://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/aidan-is-a-turd/ ]]> Aidan is a turd.

]]> https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/aidan-is-a-turd/feed/ 0 ilikeyourbowtie https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/i-think-its-meth/ https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/i-think-its-meth/#comments Wed, 22 Feb 2012 18:09:16 +0000 The Doctor http://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/i-think-its-meth/ ]]> _{i think it’s meth}

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]]> https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/image-post-101/feed/ 1 cynicalpastafarian i wear a pez https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/oh-my-lennon-that-was-horrible/ https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/oh-my-lennon-that-was-horrible/#comments Wed, 22 Feb 2012 17:55:04 +0000 The Doctor http://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/oh-my-lennon-that-was-horrible/ ]]> OH MY LENNON THAT WAS HORRIBLE

]]> https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/oh-my-lennon-that-was-horrible/feed/ 1 ilikeyourbowtie https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/william/ https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/william/#comments Wed, 22 Feb 2012 13:48:14 +0000 The Doctor http://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/william/ ]]> DON’T DIE.

]]> https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/william/feed/ 1 ilikeyourbowtie https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/21/skeedlee-deedlee-dee/ https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/21/skeedlee-deedlee-dee/#comments Wed, 22 Feb 2012 01:59:09 +0000 The Doctor http://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/21/skeedlee-deedlee-dee/ ]]> skeedlee deedlee dee

]]> https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/21/skeedlee-deedlee-dee/feed/ 1 ilikeyourbowtie https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/21/i-updated-early-for-you-now-you-have/ https://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/21/i-updated-early-for-you-now-you-have/#comments Tue, 21 Feb 2012 20:25:20 +0000 Kate http://putthelotioninthebasket.wordpress.com/2012/02/21/i-updated-early-for-you-now-you-have/ ]]> I updated early for you. Now you have something to do other than have a headache.

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